I❤ bumper stickers.
Bands are cool.
Political statements are worth reading at red lights.
I need lots of glue to hold my van together.
I need lots of glue to hold my life together.
I’m not creepy.
I’m learning to read and post-its kept flying off my van.
I can’t handle white canvases.
I’m in a band. Really!
I thought this would spice up my neighborhood.
I thought this would spice up my life. Wanna see it inside? <wink> <wink>
I’m too sexy for my van.
Life is too short for fitting in.